Band Name: 7000 Dying Rats
Music Album: 7000 Dying Rats
Album Release Date: November 1995
Music Genre: Rock Grindcore Experimental Hardcore
Record Label: Stomach Ache Records
Album Release Country: Mexico
Music Record Type: 45 Tracks Vinyl 7" EP Vinyl 7" EP Vinyl 7" EP Box Set
Grind pranksters congregate until they're much too loud
Comedy grind band 7000 Dying Rats made short work of Venom, Thin Lizzy, and the theme from Beverly Hills: 90210 on their last couple of records, frequent tour partners Anal Cunt got a taste of their own medicine on "Anal Cunt Is Gay," and a triumphant opening performance for Dio nearly got the band run out of their own hometown. These guys take acting infantile as seriously as Neil Hamburger takes his non-sequitur punch lines. No sacred cow is too tender to gore—or, in the case of the group's infamous backyard party "tribute to black metal," get butchered and nailed to a homemade cross.
Black Sabbath (via a banjo arrangement of "Paranoid") and KISS (the stadium-sized parody "Rock n Roll Weapon") get the typical derisive 7KDR treatment on Season in Hell. As usual, half of the fun comes from parsing the song titles, identifying the parody targets, and listening to hear how far the Chicago-Detroit collective is willing to carry a one-note joke. Tracks like "Grind Fluffer" and "Jesus Farted" require no further explanation, but "We Had 'Dying' in Our Name Before All Those Metalcore Cocksuckers Came Along"—which reduces the whole genre into one 20-second song-snippet—is unquestionably the band's finest hour. "We are totally bothered by our genius," explains vocalist Josh Diebel, the band's only remaining original member. " (...)
| "We're Making People Happy" E.P. | |
| A1 | Crunch Of The Blue Lobster |
| A2 | Porkgrinds For Mama |
| A3 | Rollins |
| A4 | Pass The Honey, Butter |
| A5 | High Steppin' Jojo Ma |
| A6 | Snuffler |
| A7 | Char-Lee Don't Surf |
| A8 | Staff Of Life |
| A9 | J.J. Fumbles |
| A10 | Rise Gamma, Rise |
| B1 | Pudwacker |
| B2 | One From None |
| B3 | No Wonder You're Unemployable |
| B4 | Scooter Boy |
| B5 | Obbler, Obbler |
| B6 | Dead |
| B7 | Nosebleed |
| B8 | Erection |
| B9 | Jaws Of Life |
| B10 | Poon |
| "Good Luck's A Comin'" E.P. | |
| C1 | Fuckface |
| C2 | One Shot, One Kill |
| C3 | Audrey Rose |
| C4 | Thorazine |
| C5 | Whaler |
| C6 | Spiderman |
| C7 | Longtimer |
| D1 | Tuesday Morning 10AM |
| D2 | Clenched Fist Of White Oppression |
| D3 | To Make A Long Story Short |
| D4 | Head Crusher |
| D5 | Chubby |
| D6 | Frankenstien |
| D7 | Speed Bump |
| D8 | In The Crease |
| D9 | Kill For Allah |
| "The Brothers Quay" E.P. | |
| E1 | Sean Brants (1000 Lbs Of Stature) |
| E2 | Sexual Chocolate |
| E3 | Minamoto |
| E4 | The Eluding Vermouth |
| E5 | Hot Bread & Peas |
| F1 | Sunday Afternoon (W/ My Randy Waif) |
| F2 | Harken Back To When I Fixed Your Hemi |
| F3 | The Unblinking Nile Eye |
| F4 | Love, Sara |
All tracks were recorded at various times between Easter 92 & Jan. 95:
Most of the stuff is live, one take.
Comes with a 12-page booklet, sticker and label flyer.
File download is hosted on Megaupload
